I will fit into a size five, I will fit into a size five

These brogues from eBay are absolutely amazing, honestly I am so upset that my feet are a size 5. I can just about squeeze my feet into a size six with a lot of shoe stretching from my shoe repairer but a size five is beyond me.
They are perfect: flat, aka wearable, vintage, original detaling and shoe style; what more could you ask from a fembrog? My tiny mind is already at 'action-stations' status trying to work out what strange scrap I could use to replace the laces. Unfortunately Sam is a size seven too so I hope these beauties go to a good home.