What is Italian for "You have the best motherfucking brogues in the entire world!!"

So on a recent trip to London I found these amazing brogues. The owner of the shoes was Italian and it was then I realised that no matter how much French you know, you cannot bluff your way round every European language. I did manage to get that the shoes are handmade in Italy...swoon! A beautiful and archetypal example of fembrogs.